Englische Witze

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. ... Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women... This is not an abandoned vehicle. ... A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascina... A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the l... A ventriloquist was driving through the midwest when his car... 10. When filling out your driver's license application you g... Whats dumb? Instructions on toilet paper. Whats dumber than ... Q.How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? A. It... May a weird customs inspector discover a secret compartment ... 'Twas the Month after Chanukah Twas the month after Chanukah... A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke ra... A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part o... A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and as... There are 3 basic types of people in the world: 1. Those who... 99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, fix one bug... One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her h... A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer duri... When I was born, the doctor took one look at my face, turned... Q: What's the definition of an Impotent Loser? A: A guy who ... What doctors say, and what they're really thinking: "This sh... Wear short sleeves: Support your right to bare arms! ... Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas" 12 pack of Bu... The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went... A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later... A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My do... Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him: "Welcome... A woman who is tired of having a guy hit on her says, "Look ... A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stoppe... You might be a Redneck Jedi if... ==========================... Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be th... Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was ... A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get th... According to a news report, a certain private school in Vict... Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After... The little camel went to his mother and asked, "Mother, why ... The old adage that "It takes a thief to catch a thief" may i... A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something f... Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them thr... 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the... You are so poor . . . When you were kicking a can, your frie... Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on ... |The following is a comprehensive federal study, approved by... So many pedestrians, so little time. ... We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimila...

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